
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
• The OnionThe revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.
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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.
Free your mind.
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.
While out walking a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven, but before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around here
Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
GETTING A 'JUMP' ON INVESTING... SHORT INVESTMENT VIDEO FOR THE TIMES WE'RE IN...
I am sure you have received those emails that promise money if you would act as a middle man. Well here is one that is circulating the Internet that actually is making money for the few right now. [funny]
Josh Lowry Manuel, who reportedly hails from Houston, Texas,claimed that, after seeing a Ron Paul bumper sticker on his car, the male attacker beat him and used his knife to mark a M on his face.
(The government had better not show up at her front door)
After piling the last of his Campaign for Liberty signs in the back of a beat-up Ford truck Thursday, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) once again abandoned his candidacy for president.
“We all know that Senator Obama is ready for any contingency – even the possibility of a sudden and dramatic market rebound,” said Mr McCain. “I’m told that at the first sign of recovery he will suspend his campaign and fly immediately to Washington
This should clear up the financial crisis for everybody. Laugh until you cry.
While we don't want to alarm you, basically your company could go broke at any second and you'll be out on the street. Even worse, it's in their best interest to keep it from you until the very last moment.
Activists in Scottsdale trained their own telephoto lenses on a speed camera operator at around 5pm in the afternoon on Thursday... Camerafraud.com wanted to give the public a rare glimpse inside an active speed trap -- the same view that the photo r
Just makes sense
Watch it now before it is GONE!
Now the Chicago Sun-Times reports that Palin may appear on Saturday Night Live herself, potentially to make fun of Fey's American Express commercials.
Sen. Biden and Gov. Palin go head to head (SNL: TIna Fey)
In a leaked clip from the upcoming Halloween episode of The Simpsons, Homer declares when faced with an electronic voting machine, "I want to vote for Obama. ... It's time for a change."
Tina Fey reprised her role as vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, mocking the governor's recent interview with Katie Couric of CBS.
(This site allows you to write it for him)
"The Onion" creates a 'spoof' that is not funny. (I thought his was real the first time I saw it)
Have you ever gotten those Phishing emails from the Minister of the Petroleum Institute of Nigeria? Well there is a new phishing scam floating around you must be aware of....
Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night.
(A black Internet Preacher defends Bristol Palin by trashing Obama's "trashy Momma" - After watching this then you might understand how the attack on Bristol Palin is likely to go away)
Very clever animation. But I suppose we all see what we will see. I see what happens to government when it fails to control an individual, and what happens when an individual chooses to reject their assigned fate.