Cambridge University’s renowned Professor Stephen Hawking is making a good recovery in Addenbrooke’s Hospital after a chest infection. His medical status led to a spate of politically incorrect jokes hinging on the fact he uses a voice synsynthesiser
Swine flu's no laughing matter but here's proof that no matter how tough it gets some people will always put a brave face on a crisis. In Mexico City people have begun decorating their swine flu face masks in a bid to raise a smile in the glo
Dear Satan, er I mean Santa, First of all I have always wanted to know… Why the red suit and free toys? Are you a commie dude? And what’s with these lists you keep? Naughty or Nice? If your not with Santa your with the terrorists? Speaking for myself
WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.
The animated stars of an incendiary new Internet cartoon series aren't typical. They're young Arabs who spend their afternoons trying to bomb Israeli buses, gun down Jewish girls and incinerate crowded cafes, and 3 months since their debut, t
For this satire, my apology to the author of this funkiest joke in the tube: RACHEL MADDOW: Tea-Bagging Republicans. It produced burlesque comments on “paper revolution”. You hear this whistle because I took a bite of hot tamale out of it, and my mou
I nurse my wound with nonchalance and sometimes even laughter when the violence of outrage is spurred by ignorance ... edwin sumcad/04/23/09.
Optimism is one thing, but hubris that the world economy is returning to normal could hinder recovery and block policies to protect against a further plunge into the depths.”
"Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness."
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio won't be attending Monday's border-violence hearing with local and national political figures because of a scheduling conflict. That conflict's name? Stephen Colbert.
"I was expecting an interview on Austrian economics. So, that didn't turn out that way. But, by the time he started pulling his pants down, I thought, What in Thunder is going on here? I ran out of the room."
"After all the science fiction, all the stranger than fiction and the plainly banal" said one Linux user, we've opted for another planet with more expansive and none-judgmental capabilities.
[funny ad] Every gardener loves the satisfaction of creating a well-crafted design on his front lawn with just a few pushes of the old John Deere. Wilkinson is apparently banking on this love-of-gardening frenzy to transfer to other lawns....
Stop worrying about the warranty on your GM or Chrysler automobile. President Obama has announced that your warranty will be backed by the US Government. Now, getting service will be as easy as a trip to your local DMV office.
After 12 years in prison, a black man has been proven innocent via DNA testing of the horrific mauling murder of a young woman....
WAIT A MINUTE! April fool's day was yesterday. That's close enough for libertarians, wouldn't you say?
Your response is likely to be governed by your culture. What are you teaching your children?
George Carlin speaking the truth and poking some fun at it.
The Economist Group is delighted to announce the development of a public-entertainment facility that combines the magic of a theme park with the excitement of macroeconomics.
The Free People Information Analysis Center has issued an informational report on the state of the police state in Missouri. [.pdf file, very funny]
Freedom's Phoenix reporters bring you exclusive updates on Earth Hour 2009, a liberal concept to promote peace, the environment or something like that.
(...you know this is coming)
I received this e-mail from one of my Assistant Organizers this morning. I guess some people are not happy that their Beloved America is spiraling to Earth in flames...
The Missouri Information Analysis Center vilified a large number of freedom loving individuals when they lumped them together with a few bad apples. Their report was given to Missouri Police so they could profile liberty lovers. A parody was made of
Not since 'blue movies' became widely popular in the 1970's has having 'wall-to-wall carpet in your basement' been a popular grooming option.
CIA analyst Timothy R. McIntire haltingly explained to the nation's first African-American commander in chief the highly classified origin of crack cocaine
As usual, some of us elders in the movement are reading between the lines, keeping you informed. To us, the talking heads on television speak loud and clear. Just remember, you heard it here first.
It took awhile, but the final numbers are in from the inauguration.