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What happens when you videotape people doing it very slowly?
Believable enough.
In the last administration, political manipulation of the Department of Justice, and particularly its crucial law enforcement and civil rights functions, struck a devastating blow to the credibility of federal law enforcement, and undermined the public’s trust in the integrity of our system of justice.
Treasury officials say the gold has just been in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government needs the money NOW
US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
Hours after the President of the United States exacted capital punishment on a “persistent” fly during a CNBC interview in the White House, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert applauded the “impressive” strike. Another comedy group, PETA had this to say, "Human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act,"
Error-prone Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s innocence [oops! I bungled … “innocence” is the misspelled word of ignorance – or is it spelled innuendo?] -- on the latest CIA waterboarding report, jet log and “Signing Statement” are wet and damp.
Parody song about the demise of Madison Avenue and the destruction of the old print and broadcast media from the rapid rise of the Internet and the new digital media. Sung to the tune of "American Pie" with subtitled lyrics. Be sure to listen to the artist's "Wall Street Meltdown" as well. Both are fun and worth the time to listen to them for their amusement value and timely irony.
Ahhhh...Gonzo Journalism. This story is as appropriate as ever. Enjoy! ****WARNING ADULT CONTENT****
Emmy-winning Cincinnati radio and TV personality Jay Gilbert explains the term "transform": Video:
DETROIT—As community leaders and members of the press looked on, Detroit mayor David Bing proudly hurled the first brick this week in a window-shattering ceremony for the city's newest dilapidated slum. The result of three years of construction work and more than $24,000 in public funds, the rat-infested and crime-ridden development was unveiled to the public on Tuesday. "It is my great honor to introduce to you the brand new Baneberry Heights," announced Bing, gesturing to the ramshackle subdivision behind him. "Filthy, dangerous, filled with violence and blight: It's all here, and it's all completely falling apart." Enlarge Image Slum "This is what the people of Detroit have been waiting for," Bing continued before walking to a nearby trash can, setting its contents on fire, and heaving the flaming receptacle through a corner storefront. "Baneberry Heights is a nightmare come true."
Of the scene, Dr Paul said, "I was expecting an interview on Austrian economics. So, that didn't turn out that way. But, by the time he started pulling his pants down, I said, What in Thunder is going on here? I ran out of the room. This interview has ended."
"Flying in" over the crowd, Cohen's outrageous alter-ego 'suffered' an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, landing upside down on Eminem's lap. Eminem screamed, "Are you serious? Are you f**kin' serious?" as his entourage rushed to free the tea-bagged rapper.
Great video from @aollytheoctopus and a group entertaining the Security Services and the CIA in London. This is quite funny
Here's Roscoe singing it loud and proud about that good old, All-American tradition - Torture! Just the way to wrap up another fine Memorial Day Weekend.
NANTES, France (Reuters) – Close to 200 prisoners will cycle around France next month, watched by scores of guards on bicycles, in the first penal version of the Tour de France, authorities said Monday.
SEATTLE - A teacher who became notorious in the 1990s for having an affair with a sixth-grader is hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle bar - along with the former student, now her husband.
I never thought I'd see the day when I call out my brother Drew before all people and and I'm dang lucky I grew up just in time because everything I used to do as a kid would get me branded a terrorist and turn half the nation into a panic.
Calling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people's way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.
Though initial calculations showed it to be on a direct collision course with Earth, a pansy-ass asteroid approximately the size of Rhode Island altered its trajectory to avoid the planet by more than 40,000 miles, astronomers at the UA reported Mond
Had you noticed that Obama's campaign slogan is right out of the children's video series "Bob the Builder"? It just goes to show the intellectual level at which he aimed his pitch. Here's a funny graphic send-up of Barry the
Entered By: Jefferson PaineA DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana to talk with an old Rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for Illegally grown drugs."
Unlike the recent Mexican Flue, TPF1776 does not appear to have any single point of origin or an epidemiological "ground zero".
[You have to manually click "Turn on Audio" at top for some strange reason.] A bird, a monkey, and a pig walk into a bar... and panic and hilarity ensue when there is no vaccine for this 'superbug' happy hour!
There were those who said pigs would fly when a black man was ever elected as president of the United States . . .