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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, February 1, 2015 Edition
John SemmensCongressional Democrats May Boycott Netanyahu Speech While a number of key Democrats were still wondering whether attending Netanyahu's speech to Congress in February would be proper, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was adamant that
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, January 25, 2015 Edition
John SemmensWhite House Outraged over Boehner Invitation to Netanyahu The invitation House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) issued to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress has the Obama Administration in a state of apop
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, January 18, 2015 Edition
John SemmensObama Says Armed Response to Muslim Terrorism Wrong Approach While attempting not appear to condone the murder of the Hebdo staff and the Jewish hostages at a kosher supermarket in Paris last week, President Obama blamed France's failure to integr
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, January 11, 2015 Edition
John SemmensMuslim Terrorism Excused Armed Muslim terrorists slew a dozen unarmed members of the editorial staff of the satirical paper Charlie Hebdo in a raid on the paper's Paris office this week. Though the gunman proclaimed these murders as retribution fo
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, January 4, 2015 Edition
John SemmensObama Calls for Truce in Fight Against ISIL Citing reports that troops fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) may have come down with Ebola, US President Obama called for a halt in all military action against them. "For
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: Best of 2014, Part 2
John SemmensJune 8 President Calls Return of Bergdahl a "Mission of Mercy" President Obama continued to insist that Sgt Bergdahl's health was a major factor in his decision to negotiate the exchange with the Taliban. "On the videos I saw he looked
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE, Best of 2014
John SemmensJanuary 5 New NYC Mayor Vows to "Crush Inequality" Newly inaugurated New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio told those attending the ceremony that he would "put an end to inequality in this City. For too long we have tolerated a situation whe
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 28, 2014 Edition
John SemmensGOP to Become Party of "Yes" Incoming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) brushed off complaints from his Party's conservative wing that his recent actions on the Cromnibus Bill served mainly to enable President Obama's illegal amnes
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The "North Korea Hacking" Scandal As Explained By The Taiwanese Animators
• zerohedge.comNothing more to add to this: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was all just a set up?"
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 21, 2014 Edition
John SemmensJudge Arthur Schwab of the Western District of Pennsylvania ruled that portions of President Obama's unilateral action on illegal immigrants violate the US Constitution's separation of powers. "The alleged grounds of prosecutorial discretion are
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Bitch in Business (Parody of All About That Bass)
• youtubeAct like a man, get called a bitch. A love letter to all the badass bitches who aren't afraid to be themselves in the business world #BiB
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 14, 2014 Edition
John SemmensCromnibus Puts Taxpayers on Hook for Bank Losses The House-passed $1.1 trillion Continuing Resolution contains a clause that exposes taxpayers to a potential $300 trillion liability for bank losses in derivatives trading. The rider to the CR was t
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 7, 2014 Edition
John SemmensObama Takes the Fifth The Obama Administration defied a court order to turn over documents the IRS illegally shared with the White House in its political vendetta against 2500 conservative organizations.
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 30, 2014 Edition
John SemmensObama Contends He Has Shown Restraint on Immigration President Obama characterized GOP critics of his Executive Order granting new rights to illegal immigrants as "excessively whiny. I've been really quite restrained compared to what I could hav
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 23, 2014 Edition
John SemmensPresident's Usurpation of Legislative Authority Hailed by Democrats President Obama's decision to enact immigration reform legislation that Congress has refused to enact inspired some lavish praise from fellow Democrats. House Minority Leader N
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 16, 2014 Edition
John SemmensDemocrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. "I have implored the Preside
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Don't Fart in an MRI machine
• http://therawfeedlive.com"I share this true but pathetic story to commiserate with other tortured souls who relentlessly endure and survive extreme humiliation. We're a group of accident-prone fools who regularly trigger embarrassing situations that would permanently traumat
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 9, 2014 Edition
John SemmensPresident Ready to Use Executive Action for Amnesty Though he did leave open the option of signing an amnesty bill passed by Congress, President Obama vowed to "go it alone if they don't give me what I want."
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How Much Is That Jurist In The Window?
• Simple JusticeJudges will be elected today. And we will elect them, though we will not select them. Some will be smart. Some will look judgeish, though that's the closest they come to being qualified. Some will stay bought.
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A Political Ad For Your Friend Who Doesn't Vote
• youtube (h/t Lew Rockwell blog)Because "it's all like, bullshit dude." [Warning: Inappropriate and Offensive Content!!!!]
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Don't panic: Watch 'Saving Daylight – the Movie' and set your clocks back tonight
• RawstoryDaylight saving time ends tonight so the people at Nacho Punch have created a movie trailer documenting the fear, anxiety, and uncertainty that comes with switching back from the "imaginary construct" that allows Americans to enjoy
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 2, 2014 Edition
John SemmensEbola Czar Said to Be "Leading by Example" Since he was appointed as President Obama's "Ebola Czar," Ron Klain has disappeared from sight. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest tried to reassure the media, saying that "I recognize th
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John Fund - Pimping the Vote
Melinda Pillsbury-FosterJohn Fund makes a good living providing cover for election fraud, not as good a living as he made while still placed at the WSJ as a political operative, but enough.
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 26, 2014 Edition
John SemmensAmnesty Needed for "Shared Prosperity" Labor Secretary Thomas Perez reassured the National Press Club that amnesty for illegal immigrants will be forthcoming after the mid-term elections. "Right now, it would be too risky for the Presiden
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"We Have Everything Under Control"
• zerohedge.comPhew... what a relief...
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 19, 2014 Edition
John SemmensTroops Being Deployed to Ebola Zone Get Skimpy Training The US troops President Obama has ordered into West Africa to help in the battle against Ebola are receiving a scant 4 hours of training about the virus. Soldiers who have had the training ha
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO)
• youtubeDid you know police can just take your stuff if they suspect it's involved in a crime? They can! It's a shady process called "civil asset forfeiture," and it would make for a weird episode of Law and Order. See?
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 12, 2014 Edition
John SemmensFormer Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Unfairly Exploiting Administration's Failures The incoherence of President Obama's foreign policy and the cascade of domestic policy scandals are being unfairly exploited for political gain according to former
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 5, 2014 Edition
John SemmensObama Nixes Ebola Travel Restrictions Despite numerous urgings, President Obama remains determined not to block entry into the United States by persons who may have been exposed to the deadly Ebola virus. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnes
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