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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
CNN Pundit Declares Rubio's Presidential Ambitions “Finished” Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio's pause to take a drink of water during his rebuttal to President Obama's State-of-the-Union speech was declared “a possible career ender” by CNN'
“I mean, just knowing they’re out there is terrifying—how can I feel safe when these maniacs are on the loose in my neighborhood?”
Obama joins LAPD in new homicidal leadership initiative (Publisher recommended)
Modern day commercial satire, Poser Pro animation and original (slapped together) music, Happy Valentine's Day to DP patrons
If you're in need of a mood killer, show your significant other one of these awful Valentine's day ads.
It'll reach its $11 million goal in no time!
Chevrolet's lawyers appear to have signed off an in-joke in the new ad for a range of the automaker's models, including the Chevy Sonic.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Administration Asserts Right to Assassinate Enemies A 16-page internal Department of Justice memo leaked to the media asserts that any person, American citizen or not, can be legally assassinated if “a high ranking White House official deems it wa
Civilian Journalists like Cop Block turn the table on the Surveillance State. Eliminate police brutality, fraud, waste, and corruption by keeping your cameras ready. See the cartoon here:
You know not all is lost when reverence for the occupiers of the White House is entirely shunned in favor of disdain for the dictator via symbolic fun. According to Breitbart, the White House released a photo of Obama skeet shooting at Camp David, wi
Al Pacino was a guest on "The Late Show with David Letterman" this week, where he got a bit of a surprise.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Democrats Debate Nuances of Gun Control Vice-President Joe Biden, the man tapped by President Obama to lead his Administration's efforts to push gun control legislation, acknowledged that “Nothing we are going to do is fundamentally going to alter
Comedian Brad Stine says ‘Stop the violence by banning arms..human arms..watch and learn’
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Joint Chiefs Looking to Lower Combat Standards Now that Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta has decreed that women may not be excluded from front line combat positions, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Martin Dempsey ordered a review of
Humorous Glock advertisement...
Al Roker looks like he's having the time of his life at the Inauguration Day parade in Washington.
British author Richard Benson and his publisher, Chronicle Books, asked teachers to share their favorite (real) answers kids have given on tests.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Attorney General Says Requiring DOJ to Comply with Law “Too Risky” Attorney General Eric Holder is asking a federal court to absolve the Department of Justice (DOJ) from complying with the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) because “not to do so wo
Corn is a grain, knucklehead.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control In what he called a “stroke of genius,” Vice-President Joe Biden suggested that President Obama could bypass both Congress and the Constitution by using an Executive Order to solve the gun violence cr
Lion escapes from zoo in Norfolk, VA causing panic, well maybe?
Author Michael Lindt points us to a photo of a card that was apparently "left in lieu of a tip."
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Pelosi Defends Doctored Photo A photo of the 61 female members of Congress including the photo-shopped images of four absentees was defended by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) who says that the altered image “more accurately portrayed
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Scramble to Explain Obama Debate Defeat Going into this week's first presidential debate Democrats were confident that the most brilliant man to ever hold the office would easily trounce his challenger. However, 67% of voters who saw the deba
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Candidate Admits to Lie, Offers to Do “Community Service” Massachusetts Democratic senate candidate Elizabeth Warren admitted that she falsely claimed Native American status in order to advance her academic career at Harvard Law School—a felony un
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Russia Bans US Adoptions The Russian legislature passed and President Vladimir Putin signed a bill banning the adoption of Russian children by U.S. Families. In a signing statement President Putin asserted that “we cannot continue to subject th
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
President Nominates Senator Kerry for Secretary of State Job President Barack Obama tabbed Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) as the person he wants to succeed the ailing Hillary Clinton as the nation's Secretary of State. While the move was not unexpect
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Right-to-Work Passes in Michigan, Violence Feared This week the Michigan legislature passed a “right-to-work” law making the state the 24th to allow workers to abstain from joining a union without losing their jobs. Opponents of the new law are in
If you could only pick one of these two Obama Christmas/Hanukkah gifts to give to the people on your holiday giving list, which one would it be?
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Amount Spent on Welfare Exceeds Average Income Data from a Congressional Research Service report reveals that the amount the government spends on welfare per family below the poverty line exceeds the median earned income. The median for earned inc
