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IRS Head Says Special Prosecutor Would Be Waste of Money Citing a lengthy list of suspicious coincidences—including the most recent loss of critical evidence due to a narrowly focused crash of the computers used by individuals involved in the disc
In a hilarious appearance on John Oliver's HBO show, the famous physicist muses that robots could "outsmart us."
ON HBO's Last Week Tonight, host John Oliver stepped up his battle with the Federal Communications Commission over net neutrality, challenging FCC head Tom Wheeler to prove that he is not a dingo.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Cochran Gears Up for Final Campaign Push Surprised that he is facing a run-off against State Senator Chris McDaniel to represent Mississippi in the US Senate, sitting Senator Thad Cochran (R) made an odd bid to corner the bestiality and animal cru
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President Calls Return of Bergdahl a "Mission of Mercy" President Obama continued to insist that Sgt Bergdahl's health was a major factor in his decision to negotiate the exchange with the Taliban. "On the videos I saw he looked sick," the Pres
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
President Not Getting Enough Credit for Foreign Policy State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki lamented the perception that President Obama's foreign policy has been plagued by incoherence and inconsistency, saying that "President Obama doesn't giv
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Kerry Says Obama Administration “Most Transparent and Accountable in History” In a lightly publicized press conference, Secretary of State John Kerry told members of the Mexican media that “I believe President Obama will go down in history as the
After searching The OAS website and forum for news (or proof of existence) and YouTube for videos (none verifiable since Sunday), I see this on Yahoo.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Industry Group Warns Prescription Costs Will Rise under Obamacare The Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) reports that a study comparing out-of-pocket costs under Affordable Care Act health insurance policies will likely e
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Democrat Wants Rewrite of First Amendment Concerned that “political speech has gone far beyond the bounds envisioned by the Founding Fathers,” Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) proposes that “we amend the Constitution to correct for unforeseen defici
Web cartoonist Randall Munroe answers simple what-if questions ("what if you hit a baseball moving at the speed of light?") using math, physics, logic and deadpan humor. In this charming talk, a reader’s question about Google's data warehouse leads M
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Democrats Say Benghazi Is Old News Unworthy of Further Concern The revelation of Obama Administration memos proving that it knowingly perpetrated a fraudulent cover story blaming a little watched video for the attack on the US Benghazi Consulate i
After the Duke of Cambridge was photographed during the royal tour of Australia wearing his belt at its last notch, we offer some other telltale signs that you're getting old
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Administration Exploring Options for Curbing Anti-Muslim Hate Speech The U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Tennessee, Bill Killian, says “the Administration is looking into ways we can curb anti-Muslim hate speech. Such speech violates Mus
“It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct,” Sigmund Freud said.
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Dems Advised to Avoid Talking about the Economy Top Democratic strategist, James Carville, advised Democrats seeking reelection to avoid discussing the economy. “The whole notion of an economic recovery is pure poison to any Democrat hoping to
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State Department Priorities Debated Prior to 2012's attack on Libyan Ambassador Chris Stevens there were numerous rejected requests from the Ambassador for more security. Then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton blamed the repeated rejection of the
DETROIT, MI — A spokesperson for Generic Motors confirmed today that the company will be recalling approximately 2.34 million vehicles built between 2008 and 2013 for a defect in which activating the seat heaters can cause a certain chemical reaction
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EPA Justifies Experiments Revelations that the US Environmental Protection Agency has been conducting deadly experiments on unwitting volunteers have surfaced. According to the Office of the Inspector General (OIG), the EPA’s experiments exposed i
Since Uganda's anti-gay law was signed recently, it's been amusing (and maddening) to watch various religious right characters scurry for cover. When nobody was watching, the holier-than-thou set have been visiting Uganda preaching
If you didn't believe in instant karma before, you might change your mind after you see this.
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Senator Insists Videos of Him Must Have Been Photo-Shopped Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) vociferously denied ever accusing victims of Obamacare of lying about their troubles. He dismissed video evidence of him making such accusations a
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Veep Says Trials and Tribulations of Health Law Qualify President for Sainthood “No one has suffered more than the President over this thing,” said Vice-President Joe Biden commenting on the disastrous Affordable Care Act. “I know it will be hard
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President Admits Obamacare Will Block Access to Many Doctors Despite promising that those who liked their doctors would be able to keep them under Obamacare, President Obama now admits that “in many instances this will not be possible. On balance,
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Seriously Ill Hurt by Obamacare a “Tiny Minority” As the number of seriously ill patients whose access to treatment has been impeded by the Affordable Care Act continues to increase, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius insists th
Busted for a crime in the Steel City? Plan to call Dan. Daniel Muessig, the criminal defense lawyer whose cheesy, over-the-top ad went viral yesterday, says Saul Goodman from "Breaking Bad" was definitely an inspiration for the commercial.
This is an excellent parody to use against the cognitively ignorant acquaintances you may associate with, who mistakenly support what is transpiring in the Ukraine.
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Senate Democrats Reject Limits on IRS Intimidation of Political Speech In the midst of the Obama Administration's efforts to “reform” IRS regulations, the Senate Democratic majority rejected language proposed by Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) that wou
