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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 28, 2014 Edition
John SemmensSchool Board to Add Masturbation to Kindergarten Curriculum The Las Vegas School Board has drafted a new sex education curriculum that has some parents alarmed. Part of the new curriculum includes teaching kindergartners and pre-schoolers how to m
Working for the government
• unknownI don't know who made this, but I love it.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 21, 2014 Edition
John SemmensDem Operative Says Obama Planning "October Surprise" Long time Democratic Party operative Bob Beckel says GOP hopes of taking control of both Houses of Congress will be thwarted by an "October surprise." "Republicans who are counting
Doug Stanhope - No Refunds
• youtubeDoug Stanhope - No Refunds
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 14, 2014 Edition
John SemmensMexican President Calls Perry Border Policy "Unneighborly" Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto castigated Texas Governor Rick Perry's deployment of National Guard troops on the U.S.-Mexican border as "unneighborly. He's like that Clint Eas
John Oliver: Student Debt Is Like An STD, 'Will Follow You For The Rest Of Your Life'
• Business InsiderJohn Oliver spent a good portion of his "Last Week Tonight" show Sunday night examining the growing issue of student debt in America — which he likens to an STD.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 7, 2014 Edition
John SemmensKerry Says ISIS Will Be Destroyed Within Three Years US Secretary of State John Kerry predicted that the Islamic State (also known as ISIS and ISIL) would be destroyed within three years. The means: "massive wrongful death lawsuits."
A monkey bullies two tigers! (Funniest Video Ever)
• youtubeHere's a very funny n naughty Monkey who really irritates two tiger cubs. The initial narration is in Hindi. This guy is really enjoying by playing with the tiger cubs! :)
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 24, 2014 Edition
John SemmensCongressman Wants to Ban Body Armor Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA) has introduced legislation that would prohibit the sale, use, or possession of body armor by unauthorized persons. "Authorized persons" in Honda's view include government law-enforcement p
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 17, 2014 Edition
John SemmensFerguson Looting Said to Be Fitting Tribute to Michael Brown The emergence of a convenience store security video tape of Michael Brown roughing up the shopkeeper and stealing boxes of cigars was said to vindicate the looting rampage that followed
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 10, 2014 Edition
John SemmensObama Eyes Emancipation Proclamation as Model for Amnesty Executive Order Insiders say that President Obama will use President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation as the model for his anticipated Executive Order granting amnesty to millions of ill
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 3, 2014 Edition
John SemmensCIA Strikes Penitent Pose With the escape route of deniability closed, CIA Director John Brennan grudgingly apologized to Senate intelligence committee leaders for his Agency's covert perusal of their correspondence.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 27, 2014 Edition
John Semmens"Despicable" Anti-Clinton Books Should Be Banned Outraged by the surging popularity of anti-Clinton books overtaking sales of Hillary Clinton's State Department memoir, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill offered his opinion that "in a just world such
Funny Video: The First Teachers' Union & Pledge of Allegiance
• Daily Paul.comWatch this all the way through, the pledge at the end is priceless:
Chinese dad tries to show kids how to detonate a methane-filled sewer,...and it's on video
• YouTubeRemember kids, when trying to detonate the methane in the sewer for fun,...use a loooooooong fuze.
And today's gem of wisdom from The Bard Of Bisbee, Doug Stanhope.
• YouTubeNSFW,...foul language,...but so good.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 20, 2014 Edition
John SemmensRoberts Says Wolf "too Inexperienced for Debate" Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kan) continued his refusal to debate challenger Dr. Milton Wolf prior to the upcoming August 5 primary election date on the grounds that "Wolf is not qualified to hold such a
Honest Campaign Commercials: This is what they'd look like
• YouTubeEnjoy "Honest Movie Trailers"? You'll love "Honest Campaign Ads".
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 13, 2014 Edition
John SemmensAdministration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an
100 ways to attack the groin
• Enter The Dojo (Youtube)Cuz you needs to know,....
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 6, 2014 Edition
John SemmensHobby Lobby Wage Boost Rankles Democrats With the liability of being forced to finance employees' abortions taken off its back by the recent Supreme Court voiding of the Obamacare mandate, Hobby Lobby announced it is raising the minimum wage of it
In Honor of First Amendment: 5 Americans in Blatant Acts of Free Speech
• mediaite.comHappy Independence Day! While you grill meats, listen to rock 'n' roll, and celebrate our nation's independence from the bloody Brits, take some time to reflect upon the rights you likely take for granted.
Celebrate the American Right to Be Dumb with These Crazy Fireworks Fails
• mediaite.com"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it," a wise man once advised. What more American way to do so than by botching the job completely?
School drops Cougars as team name because it might offend women
• blog.syracuse.comCorner Canyon High School hasn't even opened yet, and it's already facing controversy.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 29, 2014 Edition
John SemmensPresident Tries to Fend Off Evidence of Incompetence With a cascade of scandals dominating the news, a desperate President Obama pleaded with voters to "not give up hope. The mistakes of a tiny minority can easily overwhelm the good work of the ma
If the American Revolution had failed,....
• YoutubeWell,...that's one way of looking at it.
Police confiscate weapons from 'Pastafarian'
• metro.co.ukAn Australian man says police confiscated four of his guns because he posed for his firearm licence photo with a colander on his head.
Pentagon Scraps 'Lightsaber' Weapons Program After Gross Misconduct, Numerous Injuries
• Duffel BlogSaid Pentagon spokesman George Little, "Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they've dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey."
Southwest Flight Attendant San Francisco to Chicago on 6 17 14
• youtubeHilarious opening speech.
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