And the government's like, "Just kidding!"
School Board to Add Masturbation to Kindergarten Curriculum The Las Vegas School Board has drafted a new sex education curriculum that has some parents alarmed. Part of the new curriculum includes teaching kindergartners and pre-schoolers how to m
I don't know who made this, but I love it.
Dem Operative Says Obama Planning "October Surprise" Long time Democratic Party operative Bob Beckel says GOP hopes of taking control of both Houses of Congress will be thwarted by an "October surprise." "Republicans who are counting
Doug Stanhope - No Refunds
Mexican President Calls Perry Border Policy "Unneighborly" Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto castigated Texas Governor Rick Perry's deployment of National Guard troops on the U.S.-Mexican border as "unneighborly. He's like that Clint Eas
John Oliver spent a good portion of his "Last Week Tonight" show Sunday night examining the growing issue of student debt in America — which he likens to an STD.
Kerry Says ISIS Will Be Destroyed Within Three Years US Secretary of State John Kerry predicted that the Islamic State (also known as ISIS and ISIL) would be destroyed within three years. The means: "massive wrongful death lawsuits."
Here's a very funny n naughty Monkey who really irritates two tiger cubs. The initial narration is in Hindi. This guy is really enjoying by playing with the tiger cubs! :)
Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA) has introduced legislation that would prohibit the sale, use, or possession of body armor by unauthorized persons. "Authorized persons" in Honda's view include government law-enforcement p
Ferguson Looting Said to Be Fitting Tribute to Michael Brown The emergence of a convenience store security video tape of Michael Brown roughing up the shopkeeper and stealing boxes of cigars was said to vindicate the looting rampage that followed
Obama Eyes Emancipation Proclamation as Model for Amnesty Executive Order Insiders say that President Obama will use President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation as the model for his anticipated Executive Order granting amnesty to millions of ill
CIA Strikes Penitent Pose With the escape route of deniability closed, CIA Director John Brennan grudgingly apologized to Senate intelligence committee leaders for his Agency's covert perusal of their correspondence.
"Despicable" Anti-Clinton Books Should Be Banned Outraged by the surging popularity of anti-Clinton books overtaking sales of Hillary Clinton's State Department memoir, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill offered his opinion that "in a just world such
Watch this all the way through, the pledge at the end is priceless:
Remember kids, when trying to detonate the methane in the sewer for fun,...use a loooooooong fuze.
NSFW,...foul language,...but so good.
Roberts Says Wolf "too Inexperienced for Debate" Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kan) continued his refusal to debate challenger Dr. Milton Wolf prior to the upcoming August 5 primary election date on the grounds that "Wolf is not qualified to hold such a
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Administration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an
Cuz you needs to know,....
Hobby Lobby Wage Boost Rankles Democrats With the liability of being forced to finance employees' abortions taken off its back by the recent Supreme Court voiding of the Obamacare mandate, Hobby Lobby announced it is raising the minimum wage of it
Happy Independence Day! While you grill meats, listen to rock 'n' roll, and celebrate our nation's independence from the bloody Brits, take some time to reflect upon the rights you likely take for granted.
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it," a wise man once advised. What more American way to do so than by botching the job completely?
Corner Canyon High School hasn't even opened yet, and it's already facing controversy.
President Tries to Fend Off Evidence of Incompetence With a cascade of scandals dominating the news, a desperate President Obama pleaded with voters to "not give up hope. The mistakes of a tiny minority can easily overwhelm the good work of the ma
Well,...that's one way of looking at it.
An Australian man says police confiscated four of his guns because he posed for his firearm licence photo with a colander on his head.
Said Pentagon spokesman George Little, "Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they've dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey."
Hilarious opening speech.