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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
DOJ to Crack Down on Excessive Criticism of Muslims Bill Killian, the US Attorney for the Eastern district of Tennessee, says that social media comments critical of Islam that the Department of Justice deems “excessive” will be subject to “enforce
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Pelosi Absolves President in Spate of Scandals House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) sought to absolve President Obama from any blame in the burgeoning plume of scandals surrounding his Administration by forcefully asserting that “he doesn'
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Attempt to Morph “Bad Luck” into Scandals “Unfair,” Says Carney President Obama's Press Secretary Jay Carney bristled at the suggestion the Administration is embroiled in three major scandals. “What scandals?” Carney demanded to know. “The Preside
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
President Tells Grads that Fear of Tyranny a “Mental Illness” In a commencement address to graduates of Ohio State University, President Obama urged them to eschew “the deranged rantings of those who see growth of government as antithetical to hum
Twitter CEO Dick Costolo gave a commencement speech over the weekend at the University of Michigan.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Abortionist Kermit Gosnell Not an Anomaly Details on how Dr. Kermit Gosnell dispatched babies who survived late term abortions by “snipping their spinal cords” are as grisly as any contemporary “slasher film.” Unfortunately, the practice of dispos
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Administration Brochure Touts Food Stamp Benefits for Foreigners It was recently discovered that the Obama Administration has been working jointly with the Mexican government to inform that country's illegal migrants to the United States of their
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Boston Bombing Inspires Array of Reactions Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano denied that the Administration's 45% cut in the budget for bomb prevention would have made any difference. “As I have said many times before, the greatest
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Obamacare Unworkable, GOP Blamed The unforeseen difficulties of implementing the Affordable Health Care Act (aka Obamacare) have key proponents scrambling for answers. Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV), one of the leading writers of the Obamacare
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Administration Touts Obamacare as Jobs Engine The complexities of the Affordable Health Care Act (aka Obamacare) are now being hailed as a stimulant for the economy by Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. “The GOP has been trying to lampoon the Health
Colbert Report Takes the RNC Young Voters Survey-Hilarious!
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Party Donors Warn of “Dire Consequences” for Those Who Let Obama Down A handful of Democratic members of Congress were warned by the Party's big donors to get in line behind President Obama's push for gun-control legislation lest they face “dire c
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
With the release of North Korea's strategic "strike plan" map showing a number of U.S. cities that Kim Jong-un apparently wants to bomb —
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Dem Says Aides Face Starvation Because of Sequester A tearful Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Fla) blamed “heartless Republicans” for the “severe hardships” the sequester is imposing on members of her staff. “Nearly half of my office
Stop it! Everyone stop it right now!
While touring Israel’s “Iron Dome” all-weather missile defense system Wednesday, President Barack Obama sarcastically asked Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu where he got all the money to build such technologically advanced equipment.
On the way, I stopped at the gas station, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.”
Selena Gomez appeared on the "Late Show with David Letterman" Monday night to promote her latest film "Spring Breakers." But the bit that got everyone talking was when she confirmed "I'm single ... I'm so good," after an on-again, off-again relation
This week, we explain what NOT to do when talking to people about liberty... with special guest, Libertarian Girl!
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin just delivered a barnstorming speech here at the Conservative Political Action Conference, proving once again that, despite being semi-retired and semi-irrelevant, the "Mama Grizzly" can work a crowd ....
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Egypt's Ruling Party Rejects UN Declaration of Human Rights Egypt's ruling Muslim Brotherhood vehemently denounced a United Nations' declaration on women's rights saying it could destroy society by allowing women to travel, work, and use contracep
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McCain Calls Fellow Senators “Wacko Birds” Senator John McCain (R-Ariz) assailed fellow Senators Rand Paul (R-Ken) and Ted Cruz (R-Tex) as “wacko birds” for participating in a 13-hour long filibuster against the confirmation of CIA Director nomine
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Sequester Hits, Disasters Loom “Fiscal bloodbath” is how one federal official speaking off-the-record described the early impacts of the much dreaded budget sequester. “We're looking at the cancellation of many mission-critical government activiti
Jiminy Glick Interviews Bill Maher
Comedian Lee Camp assailed the practice of fracking in a video released on Monday, mocking supporters of the practice who insist it is safe while arguing they should not have to reveal the chemicals involved.
After last year's Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel delivered a fake trailer for the "Best movie never made": "Movie: The Movie."
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Administration Lashes Out at Congressmen's Failure to Consume Office Budget Allowance Senator Rand Paul (R-Ken) held a press event to announce he is returning $600,000 in unused funds to the US Treasury. The Senator said he was “proud of the fisca
