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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave laborers.
Amid accusations connected to a massive fraud scandal, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced he will not seek reelection.
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Penniless Refugees Become Millionaires As accusations of day care fraud swirl around in Minnesota two strong voices came out swinging at the accusers. Gov. Tim Walz (D) said "what we're all seeing here is racism, pure and simple. Republicans are a
Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to force women into Handmaid's Tale outfits.
Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares
In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.
Shane is a comedian, co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker, a creator and star of Netflix's comedy series "Tires," and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever.
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Healthcare Providers Required to Tout Abortion Citing the global threat of overpopulation, Gov. JB Pritzker (D-Ill) and the Democrat majority in the state legislature passed a law requiring all healthcare providers, including those who have ethica
This is why RAM costs so much
Reminder for all the husbands out there: it might be time to start thinking about maybe Christmas shopping, perhaps sometime soon.
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Minnesota Welfare Fraud Surges Past $9 Billion This week, acting US Attorney for the District of Minnesota Joe Thompson reported that "in addition to the billion dollars of fraud previously discovered another $9 billion has gone missing. The magni
Catholics and Protestants around the world expressed concern this week, as Pope Leo XVI gave his recommendation that Christians pray the rosary while facing in the direction of Mecca.
In this episode of We Lie To You News, see how the FDA and Moderna hid the fact that a child died in their jab trial, speculation on how Zelensky might flee Ukraine to avoid corruption charges, and how Netanyahu is trying to get his corruption trial
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J6 Pipe Bomber Arrest Oddities This week, the Trump Administration's Department of Justice (DOJ) arrested Brian Cole Jr. for planting the pipe bombs discovered outside the Republican National Committee (RNC) and the Democratic National Committee (
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Somali Fraud in America Sympathy for the suffering that Somalis were enduring in their war-torn country in the 1990s led to the importation of thousands of them to the US. A huge number of them were relocated to Minnesota where they have since bee
WATCH: Trump Roasts Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi at Turkey Pardon, Jokes Record Setting Turkeys are Extremely Fat but Still MAHA
Humor-Satire: BREAKING: Preppers Declare Black Friday a Level-5 Apocalypse How to Survive
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Dems Urge Troops to Disobey "Illegal" Orders This week, a six-pack of Democrat members of Congress urged federal military and intelligence officers to disobey "illegal orders." The six included Sen. Elissa Slotkin (Mich), Sen. Mark Kelly (Az), Rep
...Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
I sit down and interview president Trump about a variety of topics ranging from Charlie Kirk's assassination to his golf game.
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SNAP Scandal Wastes Billions The government shutdown that caused an interruption in the payment of Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits also revealed some disturbing aspects of the program. The most immediate impact was the ou
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NYC Elects Muslim Socialist Mayor Self-professed democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani won the three-way race for New York City Mayor with more than 50% of the ballots cast. He called his victory "a clear mandate for my plan of reform. The majority
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year streak from California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
My Exclusive Interview With Benjamin Netanyahu! (You didn't see this coming)
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Parasitic Blimps Threaten Crime Spree Most Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients recently got emails or texts warning them that their monthly SNAP payments would not be made for November because Congress hasn't approved them.
After word that Kamala Harris had not ruled out another Presidential run, Republicans have generously donated $50 million to her 2028 campaign.
Follow along with a Feminist and Misogynist couple to see how their relationship dynamic works out.
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"I Am Not a Secret Nazi" Candidate for the Democrat nomination for US Senator from Maine Graham Platner's Nazi SS tattoo has stirred up some controversy. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt), who has endorsed Platner, urged voters "to not fall victim to tho
