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Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace all their missing teeth.
Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey
"I made a joke about moving into Billie Eilish's mansion, and it went WAY too far. I got detained for 30 hours and then deported! Was it worth it as performance art? You decide."
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Balanced Budget Testimony Irks Gov This week Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla) testified in the Kentucky House of Representatives on behalf of a resolution of the states asking Congress to submit a balanced budget amendment to the US Constitution to the s
Here's what Pam Bondi is like testifying to congress about the Epstein files...
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Judge Blocks Deportation of Four Criminals US District Judge John deGravelles ordered the release into the community of four previously convicted criminals who were being held by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). All had final orders for
Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol
I do an interview with Bill Gates asking him about what's just come out in the Epstein files about him.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Tribe Calls for Eilish Eviction At the most recent Grammy Awards, singer Billie Eilish asserted that "no one is illegal on stolen land." While her intent was to denounce the deportation criminal aliens being conducted by Immigration, Customs and B
The Official Music Video for Iran (So Far Away) by Donald Trump and The Flock of Eagles
Significant revelations in the Epstein Files being released. Who has their life ruined? Tonight we cover that, including longevity doctor Peter Attia.
And now, from the PEOC deep under the demolished East Wing of the White House, it's THE 9TH ANNUAL FAKE NEWS AWARDS!!! Featuring the fakest stories, the fakest journalists and the fakest factoids from the year that was in this socially constructed
Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Police Union Head Blames Walz & Frey for Violence St. Paul Police Federation President Mark Ross asserted that "the tragic deaths of Ms. Good and Mr. Pretti could've been averted if Minnesota Gov. Walz (D) and Minneapolis Mayor Frey (D) hadn't bar
Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence.
As the geopolitical landscape continued to prepare for a changing of the guard, aging billionaire powerbroker George Soros expressed hope that he could ruin just one more country before the end.
Local weatherman Glen Dickson gleefully informed CBS 11 viewers that a giant storm was heading their way and that it was likely to kill everyone in its path.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Assail ICE Detaining 5-Year Old Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn) assailed ICE for detaining a 5-year-old child, saying "Minnesotans want safety. They want freedom. They want what's best for our kids. Masked agents snatching preschoolers off the stree
A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 men prefer the taste of water from a garden hose.
Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.
In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to let him invade Greenland.
Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Tackle Housing Affordability With affordability expected to be a key factor in deciding the outcome of the 2026 elections, Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY) says he is giving his top housing advisor Cea Weaver "free rein. She has some fabulous idea
Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S.
With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.
Below is a very rare video that explains how stock market bubbles and buying the dip functions in accelerated timing.
Who do you think benefits from it?
The statement further asserts that their skin color and national origin should entitle them to infinite respect.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Do U-Turn on Maduro Back in the last year of the first Trump Administration Democrats said the President wasn't doing enough to punish Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) complained that "he hasn'
