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California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left to mail in their vote for the Los Angeles mayoral election that happened last Tuesday.
After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angeles mayoral race with an astonishing 81 million votes.
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Leftist Calls for a Purge This week, Former New York Times reporter Paul Krugman said "we really need to do a thorough purging of the United States. We need a de-MAGAfication similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World
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Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor's Race
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California Dems Take Action to Impede Reporting Crime This week, the California Assembly passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act," (Assembly Bill 2624). The legislation was written and sponsored by Assemblywoman Mia Bonta (D-district 18) "to counter the
In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in the state moving forward, California officially passed a law making it a crime to report a crime.
With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan voter wants to ban steak and believes God is gay.
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Democrat Wants Zionist Internment Camps Maureen Galindo, a Democrat running for Congress in Texas Congressional District-35, wants "to save America from the devious schemes of Zionist Jews by incarcerating them in internment camps. I'm not against
Joplin Police Department: one of our speed trailers was stolen overnight. Reply: It was seized under civil asset forfeiture. The (non) investigative unit determined it has been used for aiding in a racketeering scheme. If you can provide otherwise, i
Comedian replacing Stephen Colbert appears to take a swipe at his predecessor as he vows to avoid politics and 'just be funny'
The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm regulations in the United States.
Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelligence Agency had carried out a surprise raid of the Central Intelligence Agency.
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Are the Attempts to Kill Trump Real? This week, a National Public Radio (NPR) headline asserted "new poll finds a majority of Americans unsure if attempts on Trump's life were real." The article went on to disclose that "30% of Americans think at
There is a new virus outbreak on a cruise ship and it'll hopefully result in a worldwide panic with lockdowns, kind of like covid except more severe if we're lucky. We also cover the recent Alien and UFO disclosure released by the government. Wha
Hantavirus has quickly become the biggest viral threat to humanity since COVID and as luck would have it, Dr. Fauci has announced that he has been working on a hantavirus vaccine this entire time. How convenient!
Observe the head writer for the political theatre that all Americans tune into everyday. Understand the creative process and goals of the political theatre writers as they produce the show put on by American politics everyday.
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Judge Rules Scholars Entitled to Subsidies This week, US District Judge Colleen McMahon ruled that federal grants to scholars doing research on Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) cannot be canceled, saying "the academic community is unanimous i
We cover a special message in a very Erika Kirk style. From there the top stories include the Israel media company The Daily Wire in a downfall, Charlie Kirk's head of security is suing Candace Owens, Jews burning the Israeli flag, and a war update
Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for its usual reasons.
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Socialist Mayor Unfazed by Departure of Rich Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson laughed off what she termed "their futile effort to escape social justice. They think they will preserve their wealth and their income by relocating to states that respect pri
Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people's money.
The Southern Poverty Law Center defended itself against reports of controversial spending practices by informing donors that funding the Ku Klux Klan is only 3% of what they do.
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Highlights of the California Candidates for Governor Debate One of the distinct differences between the Deomocrat and Republican candidates vying to be the state's next governor were their answers to the question of whether truck drivers should be
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Assemblyman Sponsors GTFO Act Assemblyman Mark González (D-Los Angeles) is sponsoring legislation "to get the feds out of our state. ICE insists that our state's sanctuary laws do not supersede their authority to enforce federal immigration laws.
After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate
In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo XIV shared an AI-generated photo of himself dressed as Donald Trump.
President Trump (James Austin Johnson) makes important phone calls from the Oval Office.
