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Obama Campaign Offers Deal on Romney Tax Returns Obama campaign manager Jim Messina sent a letter to the Romney campaign offering to stop demanding more disclosures if the Romney campaign would consent to providing five years worth of Romney's tax
The singer was apparently trying to thwart paparazzi by rendering the photos obscene.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Ad Blaming Romney for Woman's Death Defended An Obama PAC ad blaming Mitt Romney for a woman's death because Bain Capital closed the plant where her husband worked has come under fire for its inaccuracies. The gist of the ad's pitch is that when t
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Dems Move to Block Military Vote In recent elections less than 5% of the ballots cast by active duty military personnel serving overseas arrived in time to be counted. Nevertheless, the Obama for America Campaign, the Democratic National Committee
An original stop motion video made with loving care from a Ron Paul supporter in Nashville, TN.
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Mayors Play Chicken with First Amendment Rights Though it would seem that Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy's opinion that marriage is an institution between one man and one woman is protected by the Constitution's First Amendment, mayors in three c
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Administration Eases Burdensome Work Requirement for Welfare Recipients The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) issued notice that it is rewriting the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) reform law of 1996. Specifically, HHS i
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Administration Shrugs Off Negative Jobs Report The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the official unemployment rate remained above 8% for the 41st straight month. The picture for Black unemployment was even more discouraging bumping up in J
There's been a lot of buzz in the LP about Wayne Allyn Root speaking in this Telethon - and his recent comments about Mitt Romney. I'm popping popcorn to watch this comedy... - Ed
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President Says Obamacare Decision a Victory for Freedom President Barack Obama hailed the US Supreme Court's narrow 5-4 decision to uphold his signature Affordable Care Act as “a victory for freedom.” “By affirming the legality of our health ca
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Press Secretary Parries Questions on “Fast & Furious” Scandal Press Secretary Jay Carney denied that President Obama's grant of “Executive Privilege” status to the Department of Justice correspondence on the scheme to get guns into the hands of Me
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President Initiates Plan to Boost Status of Illegal Aliens A year ago, President Barack Obama told his Hispanic supporters that he lacked the authority to grant amnesty to people in the country illegally. “There are laws on the books that prohibit
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President Says Private Sector Is Doing Fine In the midst of a sluggish economy and stubbornly high unemployment, President Barack Obama insists that while the private sector is doing fine, the public sector is still hurting. “Look, most private
Michael Kenneth Williams stars alongside Sonja Sohn, & Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from "The Wire" in "The Wire: The Musical" where they will allow you to experience America's failing drug war through the magic of song!
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DOJ Orders Florida to Cease Voter Purge The Obama Administration's Department of Justice told Florida election officials that they must halt their efforts to purge non-citizens from the State's voter registration rolls. T. Christian Herren Jr.,
News of a zombie apocalypse is beginning to spread online and this writer is not surprised! I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the naked man who was caught chewing on another mans face over the weekend in Miami? If you haven’t, it went somethi
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President Says World Is Entering New “Golden Age” President Barack Obama told Air Force Academy graduates that “the world is entering a new 'golden age' thanks to me. I have bridged the differences that set America apart from what were our adversa
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Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama's reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the
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President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt. “I've led kind of a sh
Hailing the dawn of a new era in long-distance highway travel, NASA officials unveiled the agency’s ambitious plans to put a man on a bus to Cleveland, OH by early 2013. The complex and dangerous 3-day mission, dubbed “Chariot I,” is expected to pass
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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums
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Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verifi
Mel Gibson has spoken out about the obscenity-laced rant secretly taped (and later released) by writer Joe Eszterhas.
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EPA Official Regrets Remarks Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration's approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his
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Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Is Politicizing Election President Obama's Press Secretary Jay Carney lashed out at the GOP for “politicizing the upcoming elections.” “They're trying to exploit so-called scandals and policy failures for political g
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Italian art director and graphic designer Benedetto Papi has created a line of condoms for the most sexually active subset of society: Star Wars nerds.
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Pelosi Confident Women's Votes Will Mean Democratic Sweep in November Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) says she is confident she will regain the gavel when Democrats sweep the November elections. “Just looking at the top of the ticke
