News Titan II Missile Site, Tucson AZ - Now Available
08-20-2012
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ww.missilebases.com
14 acres secluded desert setting with mountain views surrounded by state land, Paved driveway, 15 gallon/minute water well, Security Cameras, Missile Silo imploded and filled, 3 floors in launch-control module in good condition, etc...Price $540,000.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
August 19, 2012 Edition
08-17-2012 John Semmens
Obama Campaign Offers Deal on Romney Tax Returns
Obama campaign manager Jim Messina sent a letter to the Romney campaign offering to stop demanding more disclosures if the Romney campaign would consent to providing five years worth of Romney's tax
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News Marilyn Manson Goes Through LAX Security with 'F--K YOU' Scrawled on Face
08-13-2012
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by Seth Abramovitch hollywoodreporter.com
The singer was apparently trying to thwart paparazzi by rendering the photos obscene.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
August 12, 2012 Edition
08-10-2012 John Semmens
Ad Blaming Romney for Woman's Death Defended
An Obama PAC ad blaming Mitt Romney for a woman's death because Bain Capital closed the plant where her husband worked has come under fire for its inaccuracies. The gist of the ad's pitch is that when t
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
August 5, 2012 Edition
08-03-2012 John Semmens
Dems Move to Block Military Vote
In recent elections less than 5% of the ballots cast by active duty military personnel serving overseas arrived in time to be counted. Nevertheless, the Obama for America Campaign, the Democratic National Committee
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News Video: Romney the Vampire meets Obama the Zombie
07-30-2012
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dailypaul.com
An original stop motion video made with loving care from a Ron Paul supporter in Nashville, TN.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
July 29, 2012 Edition
07-27-2012 John Semmens
Mayors Play Chicken with First Amendment Rights
Though it would seem that Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy's opinion that marriage is an institution between one man and one woman is protected by the Constitution's First Amendment, mayors in three c
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
July 15, 2012 Edition
07-13-2012 John Semmens
Administration Eases Burdensome Work Requirement for Welfare Recipients
The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) issued notice that it is rewriting the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) reform law of 1996. Specifically, HHS i
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
July 8, 2012 Edition
07-06-2012 John Semmens
Administration Shrugs Off Negative Jobs Report
The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the official unemployment rate remained above 8% for the 41st straight month. The picture for Black unemployment was even more discouraging bumping up in J
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News 'Defeat Obama Telethon' About to Begin
07-04-2012
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LP Yahoo! Groups/LNC Discuss
There's been a lot of buzz in the LP about Wayne Allyn Root speaking in this Telethon - and his recent comments about Mitt Romney. I'm popping popcorn to watch this comedy... - Ed
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News--
July 1, 2012 Edition
06-29-2012 John Semmens
President Says Obamacare Decision a Victory for Freedom
President Barack Obama hailed the US Supreme Court's narrow 5-4 decision to uphold his signature Affordable Care Act as “a victory for freedom.”
“By affirming the legality of our health ca
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
June 24, 2012 Edition
06-22-2012 John Semmens
Press Secretary Parries Questions on “Fast & Furious” Scandal
Press Secretary Jay Carney denied that President Obama's grant of “Executive Privilege” status to the Department of Justice correspondence on the scheme to get guns into the hands of Me
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
June 17, 2012
06-15-2012 John Semmens
President Initiates Plan to Boost Status of Illegal Aliens
A year ago, President Barack Obama told his Hispanic supporters that he lacked the authority to grant amnesty to people in the country illegally. “There are laws on the books that prohibit
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
June 10, 2012 Edition
06-08-2012 John Semmens
President Says Private Sector Is Doing Fine
In the midst of a sluggish economy and stubbornly high unemployment, President Barack Obama insists that while the private sector is doing fine, the public sector is still hurting.
“Look, most private
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News "The Wire: The Musical" with Michael Kenneth Williams
06-07-2012
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Funny or Die! (h/t The Agitator)
Michael Kenneth Williams stars alongside Sonja Sohn, & Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from "The Wire" in "The Wire: The Musical" where they will allow you to experience America's failing drug war through the magic of song!
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
June 3, 2012 Edition
06-01-2012 John Semmens
DOJ Orders Florida to Cease Voter Purge
The Obama Administration's Department of Justice told Florida election officials that they must halt their efforts to purge non-citizens from the State's voter registration rolls.
T. Christian Herren Jr.,
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News Are bath salts the prelude to a zombie apocalypse?
5/30/12
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the hals report
News of a zombie apocalypse is beginning to spread online and this writer is not surprised! I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the naked man who was caught chewing on another mans face over the weekend in Miami? If you haven’t, it went somethi
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 27, 2012 Edition
05-25-2012 John Semmens
President Says World Is Entering New “Golden Age”
President Barack Obama told Air Force Academy graduates that “the world is entering a new 'golden age' thanks to me. I have bridged the differences that set America apart from what were our adversa
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 20, 2012 Edition
05-18-2012 John Semmens
Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements
The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama's reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 13, 2012
05-11-2012 John Semmens
President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession
President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt.
“I've led kind of a sh
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News NASA Announces Plans To Put Man On Bus To Cleveland
05-06-2012
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The Onion
Hailing the dawn of a new era in long-distance highway travel, NASA officials unveiled the agency’s ambitious plans to put a man on a bus to Cleveland, OH by early 2013. The complex and dangerous 3-day mission, dubbed “Chariot I,” is expected to pass
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 6, 2012 Edition
05-04-2012 John Semmens
Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious
President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verifi
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News Mel Gibson Laughs Off Taped Rant: I’ve Got A ‘Bit Of A Temper’
04-29-2012
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http://www.accesshollywood.com, by NBC Universal
Mel Gibson has spoken out about the obscenity-laced rant secretly taped (and later released) by writer Joe Eszterhas.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 29, 2012 Edition
04-27-2012 John Semmens
EPA Official Regrets Remarks
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration's approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 22, 2012 Edition
04-20-2012 John Semmens
Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Is Politicizing Election
President Obama's Press Secretary Jay Carney lashed out at the GOP for “politicizing the upcoming elections.” “They're trying to exploit so-called scandals and policy failures for political g
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News Shocking News Cast
04-16-2012
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The Onion
The Most Important News Story You Will Ever See!
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News FINALLY: Here Are Those Star Wars Condoms You've Been Waiting For
04-16-2012
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http://www.businessinsider.com, Laura Stampler
Italian art director and graphic designer Benedetto Papi has created a line of condoms for the most sexually active subset of society: Star Wars nerds.
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